I’m human. So after my post last night. I’ll post this.

What in the world was The Bachelor about tonight? Sometimes I hate living in America. And I hate myself for watching that all the way through. But I was watching it with my sister so I’ll count it as bonding time.

But seriously, ridiculous.

Look tomorrow for a picture of my new baby. This baby doesn’t need me for anything but I still coo it and pet it and feed it and it loves me and I love it.

Here’s a hint. It’s beautiful and purple and it bakes bread with me.

My soul mate.