After six years of marriage there are still things you learn about each other. We were in the car yesterday and I had my legs crossed. Zach says, “You have dirt on your leg.”

I looked down and saw that he was looking at my BIRTH mark that has (obviously) been there since we met. It’s on my shin for goodness sakes. I told him what it was and he said, “I guess I’m too busy looking into your eyes.” And by eyes he means boobs.

What can you do? I think he’s charming.