So Zach took the following picture one day. Sometimes I even surprise the man I’ve been married to for nearly a decade at my fashion-forward sense. But actually, Zach took this picture for probable bribery reasons.
Perhaps this is why I’m always watching TV and laughing at the “stay at home moms” portrayed. Really? I haven’t seen high heels in my house for months and I only put on make up when I’m feeling particularly frisky.
This is motherhood. This is a day when you start out wearing cute PJs (purple) and then find out it dropped 30 degrees overnight. This is also when you just remembered it’d been one…maybe two days since you last showered. This is the outfit you wear in this job where at any moment you might be plunging poop out of a toilet, getting puked on, doing 10 loads of laundry and 20 minutes of dishes.
This is my uniform. What’s yours?