I have lately had one vice…it’s called Southwestern Ranch dip from Tostitoes. It’s in the fridge, a forbidden fruit of sorts.
Why is it forbidden?
Because every time I get out the jar and it “pops” I have six little hands trying to reach in the bag of chips and dip into my vice.
How long until ALL of them will understand you should NEVER get between a woman and her vice?

may all the problems for the rest of your life be like this one… š
totally dig that dip too.
sounds like the dip need to only come out after the kiddos’ bedtime…