Last night I get a Facebook message from Cathy:

“We are playing Dance Party on the Xbox and one of the Avatars is you…if you were a porn star.”

I had just one question.

“And how awesome of a dancer am I as a porn star?”

She replied.

“You freaking rock, it’s Lily’s favorite fly girl.”

And somehow that made me feel good.

That somewhere in an alternate universe I am a fantastic porn star-turned fly girl.